Paperback Purist T-Shirts

Books On Paper

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

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Technology and literature

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"So obvious, there all the time"

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Ed Goes Green

"I used a ghost writer for the book, but I wrote all of the online reviews myself."

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

Homerphobia

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

The only guy left who's not online.

Very Important Secret Government Papers.