Paper Purist T-Shirts

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

The only guy left who's not online.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Stationery Shop

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Technology and literature

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Deadlines, Inc.

Stacked In Tray

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Books On Paper

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

"It needs a lot of editing."

Job Security

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Litter BinDesk Organiser

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

'Excuse me, Mr. Jennings, but there's a gentleman here who wants to know if you'd mind him leaving some paperwork with you to go over.'