Paper Purist Gifts

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

The only guy left who's not online.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Stationery Shop

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Technology and literature

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

Deadlines, Inc.

Stacked In Tray

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Books On Paper

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"It needs a lot of editing."

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

Job Security

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Litter BinDesk Organiser