Paper Conservationist Gifts

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

"I just hate the idea of a paperless office!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Scarcity

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Newspaper suicide.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Save the whales

Criminal waste of water

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Spotted Owl Migration

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport