Book Preservationist Gifts

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Excuse me, but this book you returned is full of pages dripping in spit!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Newspaper suicide.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

You were warned about mixed marriages!

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Literary Dogs.

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

Superhero Rescues Books.

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

Dalai Lama.

Tolstoys R Us

Leaving Eden - Historic District

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."

'Why,that's awful - tearing it down are they?'

Student to other about ragged book: 'Some of these textbooks have really been through the grind.'

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

The palms

Bill and his pet tortoise