Paper Conservationist Pillows

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

"I just hate the idea of a paperless office!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Scarcity

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Newspaper suicide.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Spotted Owl Migration

Criminal waste of water

Animal fun for everyone! Easy CO2 Equations.

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."