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'We're really the same, me and you. Same manufacturer even.'

Stationery Shop

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

International House of Paperwork

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"No not the puppy please"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Cow InOut Trays.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'