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'We're really the same, me and you. Same manufacturer even.'

Stationery Shop

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"No not the puppy please"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'