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Mummy Toilet Roll.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"This one will go with everything,

International House of Paperwork

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Cow InOut Trays.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'