Paper Product Admirer Gifts

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

International House of Paperwork

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

"This one will go with everything,

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'911!'