Paper Admirer Gifts

'Gathering paper, a pen, finding an envelope, figuring out postage...letter writing is wayyy to technical for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Phoenix

Joe Biden

"What did Jesus order?"

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mimi's final scene

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"