Page Admirer Gifts

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Way too much anthropomorphising

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Superman's laundry

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Candy Corn Dracula

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"Five minutes, General."

Dancing in Love

Gorillas in the jungle.

The Origin of Species

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Happy Earthday

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Christopher Fry.

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'