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'Gathering paper, a pen, finding an envelope, figuring out postage...letter writing is wayyy to technical for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

Kultural K9's.

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Nikolay Rerih