Paperback Preservationist T-Shirts

A funeral for Books on Paper.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Rare Books

'Bring out yer books!'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Two Generations of Readers

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Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Newspaper suicide.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

You were warned about mixed marriages!

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

Leaving Eden - Historic District

Please use both sides of the paper.

"I used a ghost writer for the book, but I wrote all of the online reviews myself."

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou