Paperback Purists T-Shirts

Book. Formerly Books.

Rare Books

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

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Technology and literature

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

Hoping to encourage readers to buy the hard copy of the paper, the Journal Times Herald, only printed every other word in its online edition.

"I used a ghost writer for the book, but I wrote all of the online reviews myself."

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

The only guy left who's not online.