Paperback Purists Prints

Rare Books

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

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Technology and literature

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

"I used a ghost writer for the book, but I wrote all of the online reviews myself."

The only guy left who's not online.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

'02 days without a paper cut.'

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

Homerphobia