Paperback Peruser Prints

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Rare Books

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

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"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

I love Fountain Pens

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

Warrants.

"I used a ghost writer for the book, but I wrote all of the online reviews myself."

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.

I've read fifteen books in the last three months, Randy. What? You? Read? Books were invented 5 thousand years ago, little buddy

'02 days without a paper cut.'

'Gesundheit.'

Book. Formerly Books.

'Forty years of paper shuffling, and it comes to this.'