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'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Rare Books

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

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"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

I love Fountain Pens

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

Warrants.

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

"I used a ghost writer for the book, but I wrote all of the online reviews myself."

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

'02 days without a paper cut.'

'Forty years of paper shuffling, and it comes to this.'