Picture Book Enthusiast Pillows

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

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Slow Night

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Gag - a graphic novel