Children's Story Admirers Gifts

'And with a wave of her magic wand Albert's fondest wish became a reality'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Jacques et Jille

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"The Cheshire Cactus"

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

"It's post-gingerbread."

The Book Club

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

'Dad, I know you're busy, but how much time do you save reading me Reader's Digest Condensed version of The Cat in the Hat.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"I don't know about you but I can't wait to get back to our book club!"

Madeleine L'Engle

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"And then all the kibble fell overboard and nothing was left but kale..."