Children's Story Admirers Prints

'And with a wave of her magic wand Albert's fondest wish became a reality'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Jacques et Jille

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"It's post-gingerbread."

The Book Club

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

"I don't know about you but I can't wait to get back to our book club!"

Madeleine L'Engle

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"And then all the kibble fell overboard and nothing was left but kale..."

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."