Kids' Literature Collector Mugs

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I have an app for that."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Home Sweet Second Home.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

You trip on it, you buy it.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'