"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"
Children's Book Collectors Mugs
Start their day with a dose of whimsy—our children’s book collector-themed mugs make every coffee break feel like a storytime adventure. Perfect for fans and collectors alike!
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet The Author"
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.
Rare Books
Characters jumping out of a book.
Great British Eccentrics.
'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge
Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.
'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'
"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"
The Shrinking Dollar.
You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!
Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
Do it yourself books.
Sue the Author 3PM
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
Children's Book Collectors Mugs Collection
Children's Book Collectors Pillows
Find cozy pillows that showcase their love of children’s stories—ideal for adding a fun, literary touch to any space.
Children's Book Collectors Prints
Browse beautiful art prints inspired by children’s books—bring a touch of literary magic to their home or reading corner.
Children's Book Collectors T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak volumes about their passion for children’s books—playful, witty designs that celebrate their literary interest.