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The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'more pain relief....for me!'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Author book signing 'Wimpy Kid Diary'!

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

Beware of chesire dog.

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

Here's Waldo

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

Johnny and Moloch

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Truman Capote

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."