Little Reader Gifts

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Multi-Generational Books

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"At least she's reading."

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Pony Love...

Back to School

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

'I'm reading at my grade level, but it turns out there's just no great literature written a my grade level.'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"