Tiny Reader Gifts

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Gen-Next Library

Audio Books

'Bring out yer books!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Asking out a palm reader.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Child driving a toy car

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Large print e-book.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Paw readings

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Bront?saurus.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Print Suicide

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"Speed reader...?"

Jane Austen

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Welcome back students.

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."