Tiny Reader Mugs

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Gen-Next Library

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Asking out a palm reader.

'Bring out yer books!'

Child driving a toy car

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm still pre-literate."

Large print e-book.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Paw readings

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

"Speed reader...?"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."