Big Reader Mugs

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Bront?saurus.'

James Joyce.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Jane Austen

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Book

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Inbox and outbox for books

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"The butler did it!"

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

Superhero Rescues Books.

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

George Orwell.

"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself."

'I wish you didn't have to bring your work home with you.'

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."