Time-saving Reader Mugs

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Gen-Next Library

'Bring out yer books!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'It's baseball season!'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Quite literary.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

Self-realization.

"We start on #F."

Returning to reading

"Have you tried spending time with friends who are worse off?"

"Click on 'new book smell'."

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.