Multitasking Reader Mugs

'Another book in the can...'

Jack of all trades

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I had to skip my workout."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Food deliverer's baby.

Multi-Tasking

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

Hassled Mother.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."