Breakfast Multitasker Mugs

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Fitness Programme for babies

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Studying and technology

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Homeschooling

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'I'm a communication expert because I can eat crisps, drink beer, read the news and talk to my wife while watching TV!'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'