Meal Multitasker Mugs

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

Efficiency, personal: Always have a good breakfast...

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Fitness Programme for babies

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Studying and technology

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Homeschooling

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'