Time-efficient Reader Gifts

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Man reading a tablet in library.

"Just give me the broad strokes."

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

Superhero Rescues Books.

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

'Is your boyfriend working late?' 'No... He's a slow reader.'

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"Have you got the abridged version?"

A man reading whilst running.

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

An unpopular woman in a bakery shop.

Library Returns

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

'Three weeks - and he hasn't finished the first paragraph!'

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'Let's face it we're on the shelf.'

Celebrity Book-Alikes

'Anything on suspended animation?'

"Wait till to meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!"

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

"You're trapped in the world's slowest book club."

"Boy is this guy a slow reader."

Speed reading class.

'Another book in the can...'

Children's Books for the New Era

I'm going to read you a bedtime story...