Carefree Reader Gifts

'It's baseball season!'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Life after death"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

Stephen King

Boss

Sunblock - A Novel

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

George Orwell.

"By God, this year on my vacation I'm going to read a book!"

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

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