Leisurely Reader Gifts

"Life after death"

Mr. Sloth #3; Bathroom Break. What are you doing in there, reading War and Peace?

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Walkies, Gerald!"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I AM at my usual position."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Problem Solving

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Table tennis.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.