Casual Readers Gifts

'Illiterati' Isn't Jeffrey Archer Brilliant...

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Life after death"

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'The anti-Christ can't pick up a phone?'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Moral Values for Dummies

Ignorance and Bliss

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

'The Big Kahuna!'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Hoodie

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Use it or lose it.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"By God, this year on my vacation I'm going to read a book!"

'So, read any good book lately?'

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

'WHY? WHY? WHY?' 'Because we have a dress code, Sir.'

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.