Casual Readers Prints

'Illiterati' Isn't Jeffrey Archer Brilliant...

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Life after death"

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'The anti-Christ can't pick up a phone?'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

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Moral Values for Dummies

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Hoodie

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

'The Big Kahuna!'

Use it or lose it.

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"By God, this year on my vacation I'm going to read a book!"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'So, read any good book lately?'

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."