Casual Comic Reader Gifts

Sorry, I know its not mint-in-box. I hit a lot of turbulence over the Rockies.

'The anti-Christ can't pick up a phone?'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

X-ray Psychology.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Time Machine Collision

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'