Casual Comic Collector Gifts

'Is it urgent?'

'Well, it looks benign.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Welcome Spring.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Bears catching fish

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Super Dog'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."