Leisure Listener Gifts

'He brought along that short-wave radio just so he can listen to the commuter traffic reports from home.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Easter Island legs

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Church for sports worshipers.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'That was fun!'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I AM at my usual position."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Sunbathers.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Fresh pepper?"

Man fishing with large bait