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Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

Sunbathers.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Segregated Beach

Violin family at Christmas

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remote work

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Musician

Trumpet and birds

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Sandpipers."

Children use their dad as a seesaw base.

A beekeeper with their bees

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

"Could you keep it down please!"

Cellist

Punch has a smoking break.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Violinist on a Beach

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

"Harps only? Down, please."

No man is an island. Except for Karl D.