Seaside Harmonizer Gifts

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

Sunbathers.

Segregated Beach

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Violin family at Christmas

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Remote work

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Musician

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Sandpipers."

A beekeeper with their bees

Children use their dad as a seesaw base.

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"Could you keep it down please!"

Punch has a smoking break.

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Violinist on a Beach

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

No man is an island. Except for Karl D.

"Harps only? Down, please."

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'