Hormone Harmony Seeker T-Shirts

'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Marimba

Work/Life Balance

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Saxophone Player.

A child interrupting family prayers

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Most valuable element.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Dog says hi to a cat.

Nuclear Proliferation

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"I lost the groove."

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

A divided world.

Cow yin yang spots.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

The best relationships are silent.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

A woman's work is never done!

Musical Pondering.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."