Hardware Harmony Seeker T-Shirts

"A P.C. is a P.C....a Copier is a Copier...and never the twain shall meet!"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Marimba

Work/Life Balance

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Mozart on a computer,

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Saxophone Player.

A child interrupting family prayers

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Most valuable element.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Dog says hi to a cat.

"I lost the groove."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Nuclear Proliferation

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

The best relationships are silent.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

A divided world.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

A woman's work is never done!

Musical Pondering.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."