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Orchestra playing to working man.

Turn, turn and turn.

Theorbo

Mozart on a computer,

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Baby Playing Violin

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Timpani.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Musical Web

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Musical genres

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Dancing woman

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

A woman's work is never done!

The Gong

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Children playing percussion instruments.

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

Violinists.

"I apologize for the mess."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

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