Classical And Digital Harmony Seeker T-Shirts

Mozart on a computer,

Marimba

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Most valuable element.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"I lost the groove."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Nuclear Proliferation

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

The best relationships are silent.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

A divided world.

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

A woman's work is never done!

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Orchestra

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition