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"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Marimba

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Mozart on a computer,

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Most valuable element.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Nuclear Proliferation

"I lost the groove."

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

A divided world.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

The best relationships are silent.

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

A woman's work is never done!

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Orchestra

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I'm going to need even less tuba."