Office Harmony Seeker T-Shirts

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

"I can't get my IT guy and my Feng Shui guy to agree on the new office renovation!"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Marimba

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

A child interrupting family prayers

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Most valuable element.

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Nuclear Proliferation

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"I lost the groove."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

A divided world.

The best relationships are silent.

Team Work

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

A woman's work is never done!

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

Interfaith dialogue

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'