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'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'I like team players. However, it's not necessary to suit up, Ferguson.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

Office Smoking Conflict

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Nuclear Proliferation

Separation Anxiety

Team Work

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Workplace bullying.

Sharing the load.

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

Nuclear disarmament.

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Musical washing

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

"Hang on, isn't this the sort of thing we're supposed to be deterring?"

Cleaning up the world's nuclear programs.

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

"Hey, do you want to hear a vicious rumor about one of the female employees?"

"I'm fine with you self-isolating, but must you bring your work to bed?"

Palestinian Dove of Peace

"No man is an island, Mr. Napier."

She began to wonder if they were beyond mediation.