Work Harmony Seekers T-Shirts

Sharing the load.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Commutobile

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Nuclear Proliferation

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Team Work

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

'My doctor says it's the result of stress caused by overwork.'

'Stresses can have a motivating effect ... If they don't KILL YOU!

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

Nuclear disarmament.

"Hang on, isn't this the sort of thing we're supposed to be deterring?"

Office Smoking Conflict

Cleaning up the world's nuclear programs.

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

Palestinian Dove of Peace

World Peace Hot Air Balloon

The freelance executive.

"No man is an island, Mr. Napier."

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"

"I'm fine with you self-isolating, but must you bring your work to bed?"