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'He's not finished his 'communicating with empathy' training.'

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

"Hey, do you want to hear a vicious rumor about one of the female employees?"

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Team Work

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

Workplace bullying.

Sharing the load.

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Office Smoking Conflict

Peace on Earth

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

That �10 rise you told me to keep quiet about - I found out everybody else got �20.

"Well, shall we proceed without everyone sharing their personal thoughts and opinions."

She began to wonder if they were beyond mediation.

You guys are the perfect team! He's our number one problem maker and you're our foremost problem solver!

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

"No man is an island, Mr. Napier."

World tied up over borders

'You're thinking too much about your business.'