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'He's not finished his 'communicating with empathy' training.'

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

"Hey, do you want to hear a vicious rumor about one of the female employees?"

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Team Work

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

Workplace bullying.

Sharing the load.

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Office Smoking Conflict

Peace on Earth

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

You guys are the perfect team! He's our number one problem maker and you're our foremost problem solver!

That �10 rise you told me to keep quiet about - I found out everybody else got �20.

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"

"No man is an island, Mr. Napier."

'You're thinking too much about your business.'

World tied up over borders